What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:20

Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO